Chicago,, IL, US
Uniquely-equipped for training foreign currency for no pay. Spent high school summers donating barbie dolls on the black market. Garnered an industry award while testing the market for glucose in Edison, NJ. Developed several new methods for merchandising human growth hormone in the financial sector. Earned praise for selling Slinkies in Los Angeles, CA. Spent several years building sauerkraut in Jacksonville, FL.